Shipping

We ship with USPS, domestically in America. (Sorry Germany!)

Occassionally we'll lup subscriptions shipments for the week into a single days shipment, so the reorder may come through a day or two to the front or back of the calendar.

Not yet, but we're working on it!

Returns

Why?! Anyway... just email us: info@Skimpies.com.

The Product

All our parts are sensitive, girl! That's why we use organic cotton. It's better than those thongs you're getting at VS, that's for sure.

Please don't. That defeats the purpose of having freshness for your Skimpies Spot. Our products are 100% biodegradable, and because of our thorough R&D and air-layer, extremely minimal in waste. One Skimpie is about the same as using two tissues.

The adhesive goes down (obviously). And the narrow end goes forward. The backing of your Skimpies should have some small arrows to make it clear.

Rigorously tested for exactly this, on Peloton and beyond.

Also yes. Rigorously tested for exactly this, at Target, at school pick-up, at investor meetings, whatever.

If you like things in your butt all day, then sure you can wear a thong. But washing and replacing those thongs is worse for the environment then just wearing Skimpies. And it keeps your parts free and clear of anything you don't want there. ;)

Lots of reasons. I have health questions about it, personally. But I'm also just tired of hot washing my leggings over and over again, and then having to replace them from all the washings.

The amount of washings and environmental damage done from fast fashion underwear replacements is enormous. A simple biodegradable product that uses less cotton than the toilet paper from a single trip to the rest room is a much better option for global sustainabilty.